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And indeed, I have felt at times that I would have more entertaining conversations with a rock. Nah, but I love my footy.’ Or my particular favourite: ‘Nah, I hate reeding about stuff cos I woud prefer to go out an do it.’ As I’ve yet to see many of them suffer a mental breakdown in the 1950s while on leave from a posh New England boarding school, or having a psychotically deranged, borderline incestuous relationship in the miserable outreaches of Victorian Britain, I can only assume they believe books to be full of stories about people getting drunk and popping their collars to the beat of tedious conversation – though, to be fair, that does form the subject matter of Wayne Carey’s first outing, so who am I to judge?Consider the fellows who, having presumably glanced at your profile even if only to notice that a particularly large chunk of text seems to appear beneath the ‘Reading’ category, contact you with the stock sentiment that they would ‘like to get to know you better’ because they feel ‘We could really hit it off’, only to expose their disastrously inarticulate enthusiasm for books. And without RSVP, I’d be denied some real crackers.Nor is it an example of the lady doth protest too much, determined to convince her audience that the mere thought of tethering her wagon to some rogue cowboy fills her with inexpressible repugnance.Rather, it’s an exploration of what happens when we find that what we expected as children turns out to be a fantasy driven by saccharine cartoons and the ritual brainwashing of Golden Books.Clementine Shepherd Ford (born June 29, 1979) is an American actress and known for her appearance as Molly Kroll on Showtime's The L Word.In April 2009, she joined the cast of the soap opera The Young and the Restless in the role of Mackenzie Browning.‘What you have to realise is this: life is not a quiz show.’ Satisfied that he had blown my mind with the incredible insight that can only be imparted by an older man to a suitably younger woman, he settled back in his seat and waited for my adulation to envelope him in its warm, admiring glow. When I told him I’d planned on paying for my own breakfast anyway, he turned to me with a half-cocked eye and said, approvingly, ‘Well done. In the manner of delusional people, Pelican apparently thought we’d been on a ‘fabulous’ date.Well done.’ I paid quickly and hightailed it out of there, glad to be rid of him and determined to tell everyone I’d ever met about the man who lists his real job as a ‘professional online poker player’. He must have confused my eye rolling for some quaint attempt at come-hithering.
In 2009, she won the role of Mackenzie Browning on the soap opera The Young and the Restless. In June 2011, Ford featured in People magazine for embracing her real body.A few days later, I was treated to an email that contained the link to his ‘Hot or Not’ profile.In it, he was wearing a t-shirt that said simply: ‘Playa’.I embarked on a series of slightly less irritating but equally disappointing dates, all arranged via the wonders of the worldwide web, proving yet again that I am an old dog who can’t be taught new tricks.But should that ever change; should this old mutt learn that love cannot be found in the bottom of an html coding package or with men who are ‘equally as comfortable in a pub or at home curled up on the couch with a DVD and that special someone’; should I wake up one day to learn that I’ve suddenly mastered the art of jumping through the same hoop so many times it needn’t be done again – should any of that ever happen, I shall take great pleasure in looking at myself in the mirror, and whispering seductively, ‘Well done.